Saturday, January 16, 2010

Lets Dance!


Somehow that cheesy LT dance video is not cheezy enough to be satirical but then again that suit is sweet man!

80's rap with 90's video. hummm...
From the looks of things and Tim Dobbins out at Dreamgirls and then to the Bullpen on Clairemont Mesa Blvd. (Highly recommended with a very nice staff who usually do double duty next door at Cheetahs) the Chargers should be VERY loose.

I hope they dont get too loose. Not loose like Natrone Means was back in the day downtown when i was in the VIP room with him the NIGHT BEFORE a game. Bless their young souls. I cant look at a beer without a 3 day hangover anymore and Im not that old. I just must have grown a vay JJ.

So on to football. If the Jets can keep the ball out of the Chargers hands the entire game they can win. But even when the Chargers hold the ball for as low as 1/3 of a game they still win because they score points quickly and with big plays.

If the Charger D can hang in there and not get worn down the Chargers should get a victory.

I think Vegas is close on the spread.
Chargers 28
Jets 20

J.E.T.S
Journey
Ends
This
Sunday

I'm going to go practice my dance steps. Anyone have a white suite with red handkerchief i can borrow?

122 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are they going to fire Norv before the game today?

Anonymous said...

If the Chargers win today, then NORVAMANIA is back, baby! The Colts don't want any part of the Bolts next Sunday.

Anonymous said...

The ambiance is set. Jim Nantz, the greatest sportscaster in NFL history, is calling the play-by-play.

Anonymous said...

BIG GAME NATE strikes again.

Anonymous said...

BIG GAME NATE! BIG GAME NATE! BIG GAME NATE! BIG GAME NATE!

Anonymous said...

What's with all the penalties?

Anonymous said...

What a challenge by Norv!

Anonymous said...

The Chargers should have passed on 3rd & 7 with 2 minutes left in the half.

Anonymous said...

Someone should start a "Fire Nate Kaeding" website.

Anonymous said...

If we hand it off to tomlinson for another 2 yard run i'm gonna lose it.

Anonymous said...

The Jets clearly have the momentum here and a kicker who can make a FG.

Anonymous said...

Rex Ryan needs to do some stomach crunches, but things are looking good for the Jets right now.

Anonymous said...

AWFUL pass by Rivers. The Jets might take the lead now.

Anonymous said...

Jets lead. Rivers better do something now.

Anonymous said...

Way to go phillips you idiot. Why don't you give them another head butt and just give them the game.

Anonymous said...

Cromartie almost cost them the season.

Anonymous said...

The crowd is booing. They want to see the passing game.

norv sucks (Still) said...

Fuck, fuck and double fuck.

Undisciplined playing today and tons of idiotic penalties.

Now, the Chargers are behind after ANOTHER turnover.

Norvamania coming back again! I don't think so. Norv Turner on todp of the pile on the ensuing kickoff.

What a mess! I just hope that we can somehow pull this out and get the win. God! Norv called L.T. up the middle again.

Total frustration.

Anonymous said...

Come on, guys. Nobody wants to see a Jets-Colts championship game.

Anonymous said...

Why do we feel compelled to keep giving it to tomlinson. And please nobody say its to keep the defence honest. They are a great run defence so lets throw it.

norv sucks said...

Because dumbshit Norv Turner is calling the plays!!!!!

Self destruction is going on to the Chargers. STOP! Reverse! You can still win this, get it together.

Anonymous said...

Kaeding missed an EASY FG early in the game. This game should be tied.

Anonymous said...

Ballgame.

Anonymous said...

That's all folks, and you can't blame that on Norv's playcalling.

Anonymous said...

Bullshit.

norv sucks said...

Keep running the same play #21 up the middle.

When we went to the half with only 7 points, I felt a sense of doom with the Jets getting the ball back again.

Stupid penalties, stupid game plan. No discipline. You can blame Norv.

Anonymous said...

The Chargers got a first down, even after the L.T. run. They passed after that, and Rivers got sacked twice. They tried to pass and still couldn't get it done.

Anonymous said...

Norv sucks, the Chargers' last drive failed because of sacks, not L.T.

Anonymous said...

Winning eleven games in a row and then losing your first playoff game feels bad. Now the Chargers know what the Colts felt like last year.

Anonymous said...

Gates dropped that. You can't blame that on Norv.

Anonymous said...

Booooooooooooo!

Anonymous said...

The Chargers need a quick TD.

Anonymous said...

Don't let it come down to Nate Kaeding.

Anonymous said...

Kaeding should be run out of town if he misses this.

Anonymous said...

No good. What a fucking douche!

Anonymous said...

Kaeding has to go. Three missed FG's in one PLAYOFF game is unforgivable.

Norv is an idiot said...

Why weren't the Chargers prepared for this game?

We should have had this.

We are pissed!

Anonymous said...

Piece of shit CHOKER.

Anonymous said...

Fucking idiots!

Fucking Norv Turner.

Anonymous said...

Give some credit to the Jets' defense.

Anonymous said...

Field goals! We have had so many opportunities. What a total letdown. The only at home team with a Bye in the playoffs that is losing.............

Anonymous said...

chargers fault for not scoring td's. we looked like pansies this game. norv had the worst game plan in the history of football.

Anonymous said...

False start - again!

I never got on Norv's bandwagon.

Rex Ryan is challenging the catch now.

Going down in flames.

Anonymous said...

The Chargers let down Norv. Poor Norv.

Anonymous said...

No Rivers INT and Chargers make all 3 FG's = 16-10 Chargers. Kaeding and Rivers let down Norv.

Anonymous said...

FUCK Kaeding.

Anonymous said...

This would be a tie game now had Kaeding made even ONE of those FG's. FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!

Anonymous said...

onside kick coming up

Anonymous said...

Who's the girl with the big tits wearing the "Fire Norv" T-shirt on this site?

Anonymous said...

Norv should have called a T.O. BEFORE the 2 minute warning instead of after. That would have saved the Chargers a few seconds.

Anonymous said...

If they lose, it's Kaeding's fault.

Anonymous said...

FIRE KAEDING.

Anonymous said...

If they lose, it is partially Kaedings fault.

Norv is a complete idiot.

Anonymous said...

A first down, and it's over.

Anonymous said...

The look of despair on L.T.'s face.

Anonymous said...

4th down

Anonymous said...

This is the game right here.

Anonymous said...

I'd punt the ball, but they're going for it.

Anonymous said...

In my view, it's ALL Kaeding's fault if they lose. They'd be ahead if he made TWO EASY FG's.

Anonymous said...

Worst game plan of all time. We fired Marty after a 14-2 season so that Norv can win 3 playoff games over 3 years. Way to go moron. Watch AJ sign this idiot to a 6 year extension now. Dumbest ownership / management / coach in the history of sports.

Anonymous said...

The Chargers are officially done.

Anonymous said...

Hey, anonymous IDIOT. If you hate the fact that they fired Marty after a 14-2 season without a playoff win, then you should be against firing Norv for going 13-3 without a playoff win. You just contradicted yourself, you turd.

Anonymous said...

Kaeding lost the game. They would have won had he made his FG's. Simple as that. It's not Norv's fault. He coached well enough to win the game.

Anonymous said...

Fire Kaeding, NOT NORV.

Anonymous said...

That's three playoff games in six years (all at home) where that fucking douchebag Kaeding cost them the game.

Anonymous said...

The Colts will show the Chargers how it's done next Sunday. Peyton Manning is about to hoist his second Lombardi trophy. Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Peyton Manning is the greatest quarterback in history, bar none. Nobody can touch the guy.

Anonymous said...

That's another game lost by not only missed field goals but mostly by the CONSERVATIVE play calling, the idiotic obvious lack of preparation and discipline by a team that has a shit head for a coach.

Anonymous said...

14-2 is better than 13-3 idiot. go back to the math textbook.

Anonymous said...

The Chargers couldn't win the big game with either Marty or Norv. That tells me that it's the team that sucks, not the coach.

FIRE NORV said...

Cowher pointed out how Norv blew it with his lack of clock management.

Simms just said it "A lot of people are going to be wondering about Norv Turner out in San Diego"

Right on, Phil Simms! Norv Turner SUCKS.

FIRE NORV NOW!

Anonymous said...

Oh, so 14-2 and no playoff win = don't fire the coach, but 13-3 and no playoff win = fire the coach? Your logic is ridiculous, MORON, because there's hardly any difference whatsoever between 14-2 and 13-3. Now eat shit, you retard.

Anonymous said...

Actually, that was Esiason who said it, not Simms. Are you blind?

Anonymous said...

two people who actually know football have just confirmed that norv is an idiot.

Anonymous said...

Fucking Norv Turner...........

Blew it again!

Simms is correct on that call about Norv Turner.

Ruin the season for us.

Anonymous said...

I agree with Norv's decision to onside kick, and he'd look like a genius had they recovered it. Norv thought, "The odds are that the Jets will make one first down and end the game if we give them the ball, so we'll onside kick and hopefully recover." Hindsight is 20/20.

Anonymous said...

With barely 2:00 left, you onside kick. I see no controversy with that. It's only a controversy because they LOST.

norv sucks said...

Oh and by the way, the San Diego Union writers who have said that this site was for naught, bite me!

FIRE NORV TURNER!

Anonymous said...

if you fire a coach for going 14-2 then you sure better fire one for going 13-3. not to mention the 8-8 season last year you tool. anyway, this loss confirms what we all knew about norv. the game plan was a disaster.

Anonymous said...

Most head coaches would have onside kicked it.

Anonymous said...

You still don't get it. You were AGAINST them firing Marty after a 14-2 season, so, to be consistent, you have to be against firing Norv after a 13-3 season.

Anonymous said...

The Chargers played well enough to win. Kaeding missed two EASY FG's.

Anonymous said...

Of course the Chargers weren't going to run over a great Jets' defense, but they played well enough. Kaeding fucked it up.

Anonymous said...

14-2 is better than 13-3. it's a mathematical certainty. it doesn't even require logic. go back to grade 1 math textbook. if you fire a coach at 14-2 then you fire one for 13-3.

Anonymous said...

Game plan sucked. Norv, you dickhead, we should have had this all the way.

Yes, Nate Kaeding fucked up, but it should not come down to him.

Anonymous said...

Again, moron. You're reversing the argument. I never said that if you're FOR firing Marty, you have to be against firing Norv. I said that if you were AGAINST firing Marty for having a good season but stumbling in the playoffs, you have to be consistent and oppose firing Norv for a great season without a playoff win. Are you that fucking stupid that you can't understand logic?

Anonymous said...

The Chargers should be playing the championship game next week.

Now, I can only root for Drew Brees and N.O.

Anonymous said...

It wouldn't have come down to Kaeding had he made two easy FG's. The Chargers would have led 20-17 and likely stopped the Jets at the end of the game.

Anonymous said...

Manning = greatest ever. You all know it.

Anonymous said...

Rivers threw interceptions. A boatload of penalties. Kaedings missed field goals.

Same, idiotic clock management. Poor game plan.

Stupid mistakes.

The Chargers shot themselves in the foot today. Norv, sorry dude, but you suck.

Anonymous said...

The Chargers lost, so I guess that Norvamania isn't returning. Too bad.

SSReporters said...

Norv Turner takes the short bus to work.

Anonymous said...

The Chargers suck. Go Colts!

Anonymous said...

If the Chargers' QB was Peyton Manning, they would have won today.

Anonymous said...

I want to see a Favre-Manning Super Bowl.

Anonymous said...

Has Norv been named "coach of the year" yet?

Anonymous said...

If the Spanos's don't fire Norv, it will be even more unbelievable that watching this disaster.

The booing was aimed at Norv Turner to quit running the ball up the middle. Period.

Norv Sucks!

Anonymous said...

Norv Turner wins USA TODAY's top coach after Chargers' surge.

What is tomorrow's USA TODAY's opinion of Mr. Norv Turner?

Anonymous said...

Typical Norv Turner,... take a talented team and find a way to lose.

Way to suck the life out of San Diego.

Anonymous said...

Cheers to the guy that suggested we should fire Norv before the game. I think it might have worked actually. Let's run the ball up the middle for a yard why don't we.

Norv Sucks Hard said...

Norv Turner is trash. He has always been a coach who takes a team and turns them into underachieving, penalty committing, poorly prepared boneheads. It is Norv's job to prepare a team for play. Obviously we were out coached today. WTG Norv. You suck.

norv sucks like a hoover said...

The best thing to say is:

FIRE NORV.

Anonymous said...

Cowher was roasting Norv pretty good after the game. The optimist in me wants to think that its because he wants to be the coach of the Chargers. But the reality is that AJ is too much of an idiot to entertain the idea. No doubt Norv the moron will be back with a multi year deal. Whoever said life was fair!

Anonymous said...

If Norv keeps coaching the Chargers, we won't be going to the Superbowl. Ever.

Anonymous said...

Congratulations to the firenorv website. You have been right from day 1 and today is just more proof of that. It's funny how all the Norv badwagoners have left the building.

Norv Sucks Hard said...

Norv can't leave town soon enough!

Anonymous said...

sad...disapointed...and completely let down. Its the same thing every year. I sit here with my Chargers jersey on and wonder why cant we ever win in the play offs? Is it the coach? He did win 11 in a row for us but so did Marty and he is not longer here. Doesnt anyone think its funny that his son was a coach on the Jets..talk about sweet revenge for them LOL>>always a charger fan <3

NORV SUCKS said...

I really wish I was wrong about this, but so far, I have not been.

My position on the Chargers has been that with Norv Turner as head coach, they will never get to the Super Bowl.

Like I said, I wish I was wrong.

Can't figure it out Norv said...

From "Around the NFL Blog":

"I have not been one of Turner's biggest critics over the years, believing he really knows the game well and has gotten something of a bad rap. But after today, in which the Chargers failed to adjust to the Jets' gameplan well and he made this very suspect call, I am forced to rethink whether Turner ever will figure certain things out that are crucial in becoming a great head coach".

Anonymous said...

Norv Turner is simply not cut out to be a head coach. He cannot inspire a team to to win. He may have all the talent in the world, but when things get tough, he just stands there with his thumb up his ass. We went through this in Washington. He's a great offensive coordinator, but as a head coach he'll turn your team into perennial underachievers.

Anonymous said...

BOLD PREDICTION - I say that AJ will fire Norv this week and then 2 days later will reverse his decision and sign Norv to a 6 year extension.

nomorenorv said...

No to Norv!

What a total suck ending for our season.

Every year we have to hear about "next year".........wrong.

Get a quality coach, A.J.

Anonymous said...

All week bad news. We were looking forward to our Chargers win and another week of football.

But NO! Our season is now over.

Thanks Norv for a very questionable game plan and shitty calls, running up the middle and getting no yardage, over and over.

You really suck, Norv.

Anonymous said...

Fire Norv. This is Martyball all over again.

Anonymous said...

It would have been nice to get LT a ring for his final year as a Charger. If we are going to bring in a new running back then can we at least bring in a new coach that knows how to run as well? Otherwise there is no point.

Who's happy now said...

Well, Marty's son must be smiling now - big time. Watching the Chargers screw up over and over when they should have won.

mrsinnister said...

Just wanna say...this game was gift-wrapped for you all to win...you had Sproles hitting the outside as well as gaps in coverage as to throw to the guy Revis wasn't on...instead of putting 2 and 2 together to 4 sure win the Superbowl...for some reason you made every bad call in the world...against all reason and so conservative until you were behind that it seemed like you wanted to lose. Sproles break by an outside run...good..let's not do that again..LT through the core of the defensive middle...do this on and on and on.. Same with Dallas, this makes me think a fix is in. As a Broncos fan, I felt you and picked you to win it all, but, I'd rather barely get in, than to get in with a bye week and get EMBARRASSED by a Cinderella that DIDN'T DESERVE TO BE THERE. Sorry...

Anonymous said...

Fear set in at halftime with only 7 points to show for all of the Chargers high powered offense. The Jets didn't even have a first down during the first quarter.

Norv, sorry, but you've screwed up with the gameplan and failing to adjust, unfortunately, as usual.

Anonymous said...

as a Steeler's fan living in DC, I enjoy watching Redskins fan get their dreams crushed.

So I really was hoping Norv would get to give the big middle finger to all the DC fans by leading the chargers to the super bowl.

but no. he's still Norval.

worst. coach. ever.

guy has done LESS with MORE talent than any coach I've seen.

Mrsinnister said...

I mean barely miss out (even if Orton sucks), than get embarrassed. Anyway, stop blaming the idiot kicker. Rivers is far more culpable in that game than Kaeding. What happened to his moxie? Just like Romo, and unlike Manning, just because you're blitzed doesn't mean take your eyes off your receivers. They had some good breakers...and if you'd conditioned the run, you wouldn't have had to pass in the first place. I'm bragging about pulling the play-pass back in style this weekend and you all fold. If the blitz was so bad you could've easily put in two TE's and made delayed releases with Manu and let Gates either block or run free...it would've set up the run AND pass...and if you wanted to be conservative..given you an outside corner to run to. What happened today was a TOTAL TRAVESTY of a football game and the upset of the year if not the last 5. Thanks Chargers for making the West Coast seem totally inept. Please give the Broncos L.T. We know how to use him. Also, FIRE NORV TURNER!! Why did you change what made you so dynamic and unstoppable. I know you were saving your best for the Colts, but if you don't get there, what's the point??? Too cute by 95 percent.

Anonymous said...

This loss is clearly Dave's fault. He jinxed them by picking them to win.

realchargersfan said...

So I guess when norv was the offensive coordinator of the cowboys when Troy aikman and emmitt smith were there and won 2 super bowls is not an accomplishment. All of you are idiots learn something about football before making ignorant remarks