Thursday, December 17, 2009

Opps! HI Power Rankings!


Dude I totally saw Norv yell Mother F*cker on the sidelines at the Dallas game.

Well, my mother always said if you cant say something nice don't say it at all. In this blogs case if I cant say something negative I guess I shouldn't say it.

I know. That sounds so MEAN SPIRITED you say. Well, this IS a blog trying to get someone fired. But that SOMEONE has a team poised to grab the #2 seed in the AFC if they can beat the Bungles. So I kept my trap shut. That and I found out from my wife (about the same time LT did) that I TOO was possibly going to be a father.

SO back to business people! Seems to be a large amount of traffic coming from a mention of us from some national power rankings. (Thanks for the extra $2.78 from google adwords!) Firenorv's #1 fan Morgino let me know that I should maybe update the blog.

Rumor has it Norv is getting a 6 year extension. Wow. 6 years? For winning one more Playoff game than the last guy who got fired for going 14-2?

I NEED to work for the Chargers. Maybe if I work through lunch 1 day a week ill get a 100k bonus at Christmas. But apparently like most jobs where you get to hang out or meet celebrities the pay sucks. (I'm talking to you UT reporters that still have jobs, concert promoters and porn star fluffers.)

***Bonus Points Question: Guess which two of those jobs I never had or at least never claimed to have held?

A: I have an edit function and spell check on this blog so you know its not writing for the San Diego Union Tribune. They fire all the editors over there? The sports dept. should run the whole thing. Really. Seriously.


Since Norv is here to stay I guess I will shift gears and waste your time by talking about Chargers sports in general. The low-down. The hub-bub and the gossip. If anyone is looking for a talented blogger to cover something I'm your man.

Ill just call my sources. And by the way. My sources say this:

Chargers take Cincy by 21 points. Chris Henry's unfortunate death will be more of a weight than inspiration. Chargers keep steam rolling.

And just for the record. Rivers is the reason the Chargers are in this position AND last years position. Not Norv. But I can't argue with results.

Superbowl or bust.