Playoffs? Playoffs?!

Man. The Chargers came out and looked like the Chargers we thought we had. Now we have what amounts to a divisional playoff game Sunday. If the Chargers look like the team from the past 2 weeks we should smoke em! But then again........

Bad News Bears.

So fumble after fumble. V. Jackson not even trying to get this fumble back. Pass interference after pass interference. Getting their asses handed to them in a must win game but the 2nd worst team in the NFL. Not ever knowing what to do in a 2 minute or hurry up situation. Cant get organized within 40 seconds to run a 2 point conversion. Then fail after wasting a time out. AND a delay of game on Cason at the end for NO REASON? WOW. Who is in charge of this team?

SO. Here is the question. Are the Chargers players (who most consider the most talented in the NFL for the past 3 years) just shitty football players or is the coach a joke and has run them into the ground?

This falls on AJ now. You can get the nicest engine and exhaust and transmission in the world but its all worthless if you try to install them on a broken rusty iron frame from an exploded Ford Pinto or AMC Gremlin.

Norv is a Gremlin and a Pinto all mixed into one. Maybe its better the Chargers dont get into the playoffs and show the rest of the country how embarrassing they really are.

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A Matter of Perspective

Exhibit 'A'


Exhibit 'B'






Hurray! The Chargers looked like the Chargers of last year and before Norv Turner! I was very excited to see a good ol' fashioned ass whopping. Especially against the Raiders and their 'unique' fans.

But before I pop a woody and start to think there is some weird chance we can make the playoffs we have to be rational.

The Chargers beat the RAIDERS. The Raiders SUCK! Big time.

For instance: Above are two pictures of me. Now in exhibit A, I am hanging out at a male swimsuit model fashion week at St. Marten V.I. and in comparison the ladies don't think I look too hot.

Now on the other hand in exhibit B, I am hanging out at a computer programmer convention that is mixed with a Star Trek convention. In this environment, as you can see I look just like Brad Pitt.

You see, everything needs to be seen in perspective. The Chargers arent that great still.

2 minutes to GET drilled (and lose the game)

Ok. So I was drunk and said some things I shouldn't have. I didn't mean it FireNorv fans. I would never quit on you. (unless its the offseason or i just get bored or noone visits the site or various other reasons).

OK. SOOOO Warren Sapp said on the TV that while Norv was HIS coach they NEVER practiced the 2 minute drill once. WHAT>???? does anyone know if the Chargers dont pratice a 2 minute drill? On offense OR defense? It seems like it would be a good explanation of why they suck in the 5 minutes and have lost so many games in the final 2 minutes. This is gross negligence at best if this is the case.

Does anyone know if they do?

No Norv image courtesy of some guys avatar at www.chargers.com message board.