Sunday, December 14, 2008

Bad News Bears.


So fumble after fumble. V. Jackson not even trying to get this fumble back. Pass interference after pass interference. Getting their asses handed to them in a must win game but the 2nd worst team in the NFL. Not ever knowing what to do in a 2 minute or hurry up situation. Cant get organized within 40 seconds to run a 2 point conversion. Then fail after wasting a time out. AND a delay of game on Cason at the end for NO REASON? WOW. Who is in charge of this team?

SO. Here is the question. Are the Chargers players (who most consider the most talented in the NFL for the past 3 years) just shitty football players or is the coach a joke and has run them into the ground?

This falls on AJ now. You can get the nicest engine and exhaust and transmission in the world but its all worthless if you try to install them on a broken rusty iron frame from an exploded Ford Pinto or AMC Gremlin.

Norv is a Gremlin and a Pinto all mixed into one. Maybe its better the Chargers dont get into the playoffs and show the rest of the country how embarrassing they really are.

DONT FORGET YOUR FIRE NORV T-SHIRTS!!! ON SALE NOW. GET THEM HERE.

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Unfucking believable that we are watching an uninspired, ill-prepared Charger team getting their butts kicked by a total shit team.

A team that looks good against the hapless, leaderless Chargers.

Please get rid of Norv and slap A.J. around for this total mess.

Anonymous said...

Offense sucks, defense back to sucking also. Zero sacks on the day yet we give up two. What happened to this team? Norv Turner, that's what!

norvsucksdirtybutt said...

How can a team not be up for a must win game. Norv is a horrible coach. He always has been and always will be. Every team, no matter how good, needs leadership and inspiration. Norv doesn't bring either to the table. That is why he is a loser. Winning teams have a good leader that can motivate, prepare, and inspire. Norv ruined this team quickly.

Anonymous said...

another penalty, what else is new.

Anonymous said...

Is it just me or does Nate Kaeding suck? If we had a real kicker then we wouldn't be afraid to attempt 50 yarders.

Irate said...

Here we are with 3 time outs and less than two minutes left.

As usual, too little, too late.

NORV TURNERS SUCKS!!!

Anonymous said...

exactly what i was thinking!

norvsucksdirtybutt said...

Rivers saved us....but we still played crappy. four fumbles and an int. We should not have one that game against a terrible team. It is sad when norv has made it so I almost want to lose so he will be fired.

Anonymous said...

Rivers did save us.

How on Earth do the Chargers have to take nearly every game down to the final seconds and still almost lose?

This time, we won, but we played a 2 - 11 team.

You keep waiting for the Chargers to wake up and somehow, they get another chance.

Having to hope that Denver loses every game for the year is not a good strategic plan.

F You Norv!

Anonymous said...

What a pathetic effort by the chargers. Luckily we caught them napping at the end of the game and that Kaeding isn't the only kicker to miss fieldgoals that matter. Another 83 yards in penalties. The team obviously has no discipline which starts and ends with Norv Turner. F*ck you Norv!

morgino said...

Oh my lordy lord...are u kidding me? The Chargers get a freak win and it looks like the Broncos are gonna lose? Is it really gonna come down to the last game?

Anonymous said...

The Chargers are still alive. Another Chargers' loss or Broncos' win, and it's over though.

Anonymous said...

Well with good ol Norv, the motivational guru and leader that he is, what are the odds of the Chargers actually winning three in a row?

Anonymous said...

basically f*ckall. bucs will man handle us next week and broncos have an easy game anyways.

Norvsuckfest said...

Wow, there are people that actually think that the Chargers are going to beat Tampa and Denver???

Did you even watch today's game?

Sick of Norv said...

Yee Haw!

Another big Chargers blowout!!!!!


Just win out baby, and we might get up to .500.

Even Houston has more wins than SD.

The "We Hate The Patriots" San Diego Sports Collective said...

Who else was just shaking their head laughing while KC lined up for a possible game winner?

morgino said...

....according to the spread the Bucs are favored by 3 vs the Bolts and denver is favored by 7. Since the Chargers haven't covered a spread all year the stars are going to have to be aligned with these games to go our way.

Anonymous said...

The Clucks vs. the Bucs!

I bet they can hardly wait.

Cmon Norv, lead us to another blow-out like last week with KC.........

Anonymous said...

looks like some nice tits behind that tshirt!

Anonymous said...

looks like some nice tits behind that tshirt!

morgino said...

yeah those nice tits owe me 1500 damnit....never to be seen again

Anonymous said...

Hey where is the update for this weekend's monstrous match-up with the almightly Bucs and the lowly Bolts?

Only because Norv, their fearless leader, man of many talents, none of them are known, is the Bolts head coach, alledgedly, do we have the lowly Bolts.

Anonymous said...

wow those are nice tits. how bout them bolts. i'm actually excited for the first time in months. i might even watch the denver game. its a longshot though.

Denver must choke said...

First of all, Norv is a Yugo, not a Pinto/Gremlin.

Second, it does suck that the Chargers kicked butt today and now have their fate in Denvers hands.

Had the Chargers played like this earlier in the year, we would not have to be hoping for a Denver loss.

Go Buffalo!

And lastly, Go to Hell Norv!

Anonymous said...

Quit whining, Chargers' fans. If your team wins next Sunday, they're in the playoffs.

Rivers Saves Us Again said...

OMFG!!!!

CHARGERS WIN, DENVER LOSES!!!

It's coming down to the last game of the year - the Championship game of the mediocrity called the AFC West.

Norv, please stay home this week!

Rivers Saves Us Again said...

OMFG!!!!

CHARGERS WIN, DENVER LOSES!!!

It's coming down to the last game of the year - the Championship game of the mediocrity called the AFC West.

Norv, please stay home this week!