Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Yoko ROMO, The jinx


Well, the very injured Charger team has one thing going for them. Jessica Simpson isn't dating Phillip Rivers.

Today on Good Morning America the lovely and not so talented Simpson said "Go Cowboys!" and "We're gonna kick your butts, too!" about the MNF matchup this week between the Eagles and Cowboys.

Its bad enough when a player trash talks but the players Girlfriend? That's just lame. Especially, since the former Christian circuit singer, who's father is a pastor, couldn't STAND football during her FIRST marriage. (which was reportedly broken up when she got caught having sex with Bam Margera. I kid you not). Poor Nich Lachey. And dont ask how I know this stuff. Sometimes i just happen to 'surf by' TMZ and might just 'pick up' an US magazine once in a while. Nothing wrong with that,RIGHT?! Um. yea.

Anyway, Since I am the handicapping guru. I am going to have to say Eagles by 10 just because of this Simpson spoutage.

5 comments:

morgino said...

Well since I am the only one reading your blog this year Dave I will tell you that you're a fag for reading TMZ, yet at the same time I find that hilarious that Bam bammed Simpson. Damnit I should have stuck with skateboarding. I too have a mental juxtaposition about hating gossip yet somehow being intrigued by it.
OK, back to football, the Eagles suck

morgino said...

That guy who posted above is very witty and sardonic in his ubiqitous approach to football. He must be a member of mensa or something

Dave said...

that wasnt a MENSA test it was a test for Alzheimer.

Rod Martin said...

Like anybody in Philly, or anywhere else for that matter, gives two shits about what Jessica "Is it chicken or is it tuna" Simpson says about football!

The Eagles suck, do they?
At least the Eagles have been to a Super Bowl this century, which is a helluva lot more than the Chargers can say.

You are aware that there is a whole generation of Charger fans who have no memory of their team going to the Super Bowl.

Anonymous said...

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