Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Actung! For the benefit of our shut in readers who live with their moms' this is a reference to Bluto's speech in Animal House. I am fully aware that the Germans didnt bomb Pear Harbor. It was the Russians. duh!

Enough is a enough guys. I expect more creativity out of you guys. We have a talented team of people spending way to much time posting on blogs. I know we can do better.....I feel it right here.... In my heart....

First off. You can post under any name you want. Lets cut out this Anonymous crap. If you take the extra 2 seconds to fill in what name you want your comment under we can all have a good laugh. If your post is talking about how your going to sell Norv Dart boards then you should post as "Donald Trump Jr". If your commenting on how you think I must be drunk when I make my posts please list your comment name as "Bill W. or friends thereof.." I mean come on people. Lets take this up to the next level and get our A game on for the AFC Championship game!

Side Notes:
To the guy who asked if I was drunk when I make my posts. Well sir, I heard that a glass of red wine is good for your heart so 5 glasses and a 12 pack should help out my other organs as well. It is my wellness plan.

To the guy who told me I should make dart boards..... I say go full speed ahead and make them. If they are 100% as successful as my t-shirts you might lose even more money than I did!-
Signed, Bill Gates.......

Dont forget to buy a t-shirt at www.givenorvaraise.com!!

17 comments:

not drunk enough for norv said...

I'll drink to that.

We all need to lighten up around here and throw our butts out the window as a salute to our excellent coach and good friend Norv.

Go Chargers!

Otman said...
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not drunk enough for norv said...

No shit Sherlock.

But that would be a good case for arguing at the YouFailedHistoryButthead.com site or something like that site, then, right?

I am an excellent Charger fan, by the way. Always have been. Never jumped off the band wagon. Was even a season ticket holder during the most horrible season ever - the dark year of Ryan Leaf 1 - 15
replaced by Craig Whelihan season.

We really had to eat dogshit then. I still wore my Chargers shirts and suffered through it. Had to be laughed at.

I STILL don't like Norv Turner. Now does that burn you or what?

This is a free country. I can do that, can't I? Do I have to pay a fine somewhere or what?

Belichick must be lauhing right now at people like YOU. Norv fans.

I just want to be happy for a few days enjoying our win over the COLTS.

GO CHARGERS!

Anonymous said...

otman, evidently you never saw Animal House. The picture of the late John Belushi should have given you a clue there. That was a line from the movie. Your observation is exactly why it's funny, dumbass.

not drunk enough for norv said...

I think that we need Vince Vaughn for our hero now.

The crushed beer cans were funny from Belushi, but that's kinda old stuff now.

Some cool moves and butt flashes and few little comments ala "Wedding Crashers" just to lighten this deal up a bit.

Ya know, I was just agreeing with the overall concept of needing to have fun with this damn shit. NOT get into some nerdy little nit-picking contest. "You spelled that wrong, this should be right justified here, I don't like that particular font".... oh just KILL me now.

Well, get to work and put in spell check and all the other bells and whistles then.


Go BOLTS!!!!!!

Now, as I was saying, I'll drink to that.......

Anonymous said...

If you guys just don't cut it out,

I'm going to tell your moms on you.

Right now.

STOP IT.

Play nice.

Bolt head said...

Whew!

Not having to look at that ugly ass photo of Norv when you come to this site is a relief.

Thanks Dave!

Keep up the updates!

Chargers Rock and will win..........

David McCullough's biggest fan said...

Jesus H. Christ people. IF you dont know a reference to Animal House then. well I dont know what to say. Even if your under 25 you have little excuse. I understand that many of you dont like bathroom humor and for the other half my quips go right over your head but for pete's sake...... I put the picture of Belushi right there! And for those of you who would like a more recent example of a tits and ass comedy movie Ill be more than happy to reference 'motorboating' or maybe how we can go to the "Shitzengiggle" after the Chargers game. And oh yea... I could beat anyone of you in a game of Jeopardy with only history questions..... Really. Ill bet money on that.

not drunk enough for Norv said...

OK

Good for you. Seems like you don't have a grip on CHARGER'S fucking history then.

Because we have been down the trail of total suckdom many a time and some of us really a) don't like getting screwed over and over

and b) don't trust the management of the Chargers.

So when they go out and hire Norv Turner c) We were not too happy.

We are happy about the last two wins. But the big picture IS:

d) Not happy overall. Because if you have been a fan as long as some of us have been , you get a little concerned about getting your hopes too high for very long.

Now, if somehow, Norv emerges into some kind of genius when he came into an inheritance of about the best football team in the NFL, I will be real happy to eat my words. Until then, I am still NOT A NORV FAN.

And yes, I got "Animal House", and No I don't particulary care for goofy bathroom humour,

and overall Dave has done a good job with this site, but stick to your guns guy. And thanks for all of your work.

And, I'll drink to that........

Management said...

thanks. Fart fart. burp. Poop. Fire Norv.

morgino said...

All I can say is wow....someone called you out on the Pearl Harbor deal? Well for those who kinda missed that boat let me direct you to the speech... very funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2YWHBFx3Zg

The next thing you know all the people running for president will say that Al Quaeda is attacking us for our freedom!(Except Ron Paul of course)

Anonymous said...

Ron Paul has no chance. He's a joke. It's time to move on.

mpt drunk enough for norv said...

So management,

what it is the deal with you?

You want people to be unhappy as usual managers do? I should say upper management does?

You want to have people that come to the FireNorv site come here to praise him. WTF?

And no, I'm not some little twerp.

We won't go there - it's too late.

Jeeze. This is a fucked up deal to the max.

Well, I tried. I tied to laugh at it. Go with it. Deal with it. There has to be a good blog for the rest of the Chargers fans out there. Got to find it. For the normal people who do not want to give credit to Norv. For people who know that both Norv and his brother Ron are very over-rated in the NFL.

Well, this is screwed.

You are just no fun anymore.


Adios.

SW Chargers fan said...

hey you all

You guys should lighten up a bit to the fans of your site.

Dudes, have some fun already.

Maybe not getting on the folks who come here to rail on Turner would be a good start.

Or just you know, just chat or rally for the Chargers, or just not totally attacking your FireNorv fans already.

If you have to jump on your fans, then just don't have a blog site.

Let's get it together and boost for the Chargers already.

Come together on this or don't have the site. It should be fun.

A real charger fan.

I dont do this blog for money said...

just in case you guys didnt realize it everyone who is arguing over things on the comments board here are other people posting comments. IN other words I (the only guy who writes this blog or whatever you call it)havent railed on anyone who still wants Norv Canned. In fact the only time I bust on someone is if they make fun of my site or fail to realize sarcasm. In fact if your a Norv fan you can go post on www.givenorvaraise.com Further more if this blog doesnt suit your sense of humor than go hang out on the Chargers.com boards where you cant curse or argue without getting in trouble. All bets are off here but keep it somewhat civil. I dont want Bill Oreilly blaming me for any accidents. Now where is my mother f-in iced tea!!

still dave said...

oh yea. have fun!

Norv's a nerd said...

So is FireNorv Baaaack?

Don't like the new T-Shirt BTW.

Go Chargers!