Devestating Dave- The Turntable Slave

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Chargers 42- Denver 17

Cromartie 2 Pics.

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Monopoly- (My journey from Baltic to Boardwalk)

For those of you 500 people who get the NFL network this post does not apply.

While I understand that the cable companies and the NFL are both businesses and that they need to make as much money as possible, I do not understand why I don't get to watch football on Thursday. The guy a half mile away from me has a lower cable bill, gets the NFL AND his dogs are well trained (unlike mine). What gives? Both sides acting like they are looking out for the interest of the 'viewers'.

As Dennis Miller would have said if he was still 15% funny....."That is like the appearance vs. reality themes lying throughout Macbeth. As if the 3 witches werent really evil and they wanted a 5-some with Lady Macbeth and Macbeth using the bloody dagger for Duncan as a sex tool!" or "I bet NFL commisioner Goodell feels like Oedipus raping Hamlet when he calls the cable companies".

I know this makes no sense and you probably see this makes no sense unless you were a drama major (and if you were then you probably have larger social issues than being able to understand Dennis Miller and you can see why he is only 5% funny now). And I dont think he was actually ever 15% funny. How does his current audience of Bush fans understand him? ANYWAY>>>>>>>>

Ill pay the extra $3 or whatever to get the damn channel. I already have the golf, badminton, men's gymnastics and moonshine race package. Why not add it there? I could do without the 'curling' channel. Eh Canada!? Not Showing the games puts a serious dent in my fantasy football tracking and it also takes away a valuable excuse to leave work before 7pm not to mention the free couch surfing pass it gives.

Ever since my cable company started blocking my calls I cant even ask them to get the station anymore. (who knew you could get a phone restraining order)?

However, boys and girls there is light at the end of the tunnel. It turns out that Congress had given the NFL exemption of the Anti-Trust laws. The same laws that broke up Ma-Bell don't apply to our favorite pastime (*favorite past-time only applies if your under 90 years old. Otherwise its baseball.) Now that the NFL is playing hard-ball Congress has decided to get tough with them. Presumably because they had to get tough with someone since they have caved into Bush like a West Virginia coal mine under the care of a Haliburton subsidiary.

Will the NFL play nice? Will our behemoth Cable companies play nice? Its funny that two industries that are basically exempt from Monopoly laws are playing the largest game of Monopoly in sports history. Too bad that we the viewers are the shoe and race car pieces. (No one wants to be the thimble.)

Now, Thats What I'm Talkin' About!

Well, I cant give a really good recap of the game since as usual I was at the game and the 2nd half is always a little blurry from the adult beverages that seem to multiply under my seat. However, I do know that I witnessed an ass kicking. That was the Chargers team I was expecting. Sure they are another under .500 under team but it still felt good.

Cromartie leads the league in interceptions. He is awesome! Imagine how many INT's he would have if Norv started him earlier in the season. "No room for him to start" was what they said a few weeks ago...... Geez.

Looks like I have to buy www.givenorvaraise.com as promised... But I didn't say anything about selling t-shirts that say "Give Norv a Raise". By the way the Fire Norv t-shirts were a hit at the game this week. Everyone seem to love them. I still have like 10 in each size left so please buy them at the discount rate so I can pay back the printer. GREAT X-MAS GIFT!

I can't think of a better time to get hot than the end of the year going into the playoffs. Let's see how this shakes out. I will hold my tongue on any criticisms for now and just bask in the glow of this sweet win.

Side Note: I have gotten a lot of t-shirt orders and emails from people in Washington D.C. that still hate Norv and they are so glad that he isn't their coach. I didn't really think he made that much of an impression on them but they all say they feel bad that he is our coach. It kind of surprised me to get that kind of response but like I said........ Chargers looked awesome this week!!!!!

Guilty Vs. Not Guilty

Guitly Vs. Not Guilty.

In a week where former Charger Ben Coleman was convicted of fraud and identity theft and Steve Foley's shooter was cleared of criminality for his poor judgment by shootin Foley and ending his career and Foley was cleared as having acted in self defense for 'getting out of his car to approach a man who followed him home in an unmarked car and didnt identify himself as a cop'... one can only wonder...... who then would be guilty of anything on the eve of possibly winning the AFC West?

AJ Smith. Thats who. Guilty of letting his ego get in the way of business. IF i had an employee that wouldnt speak to the guy who is most responsible for running my team of employees I would certainly have fired the guy in charge. Or maybe you dont care how your multi million dollar enterprise is communicating or functioning. One can only assume that Spanos the younger doesnt have enough confidence to make those kinds of decisions. If thats the case then its time for Mr. Vega of the Duque rum family to step out of retirement and set some asses on fire.

Alex and Dean. Guilty of not forcing AJ and Marty to talk. AJ guilty of being so childish as to not talk to his head coach directly. Avoiding that kind of problem in that environment is the dumbest thing ive ever heard of. Marty is guilty as well for being a party to that. That is probably why he wanted out. But really it was AJ that let it all go to hell. This IS a Crime with how talented this team is. Sure they will get into the playoffs. Maybe even win a game or the Superbowl. But that isnt because of Norv Turner. When the team is losing they fall apart since they have no leadership. No one driving the boat.

Do any of you really think Norv was thier first choice? Anyone really think Norv will be here in 3 years? Nope. Of course not. If we lose one more game this year the team could fall apart by fighting with each other. Detroit almost beat Dallas. If we play the same game we played against the Titans for the first 3 quarters then the Chargers will lose this game by 7 points. 3/4 of the seaons has been the not so good... hanging on by a thread Chargers... ? If we werent in the West we probably wouldnt even make the wildcard as of now....

Id like to start rah rah shish boom bahing the Chargers again but until I see a decisive victory against a winning team then I am going to assume we are underdogs against every team in the playoffs except Cleveland.

My prediction for Sunday? Chargers by 7. Why? Detroit has lost 7 straight and they seem to have forgotten how to win. Or cant help but lose. But if Rivers throws more than 3 interceptions the Chargers will lose by 10. That is my prediction....... any takers???

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CHAOS IN NASHVILLE. Chargers are a MESS..

Update: After seeing LT refuse to sit next to Rivers I think someone might want to buy cutrivers.com.....Wow. Rivers looks horrible. I guess the play calling has to be limited in order to not have a turnover every 3rd down that we aren't converting. NORV has lost CONTROL of this team. In fact, he lost control after the 2nd game. OR he never had control. I say keep signing this petition. Wear your Fire Norv t-shirt to the detroit game. Do we really want to see this team fall further apart next year? Make the change now or at bare minimum right after the season.

I know some of you will say "but were going to win the division!". That is purely a matter of circumstance. This Chargers team under Norv would have no chance in any other division in the NFL..... Sure we can get wins against losing teams. But as soon as we play against someone with a .500 or better record we get our asses handed to us. Rivers redeems himself at the end of the game but this fire needs to be put out now.

Old Post: Its 3-0 right now. The team looks like the Chargers of the last few weeks. I dont know who will win this game and either does Vegas... I dont have anything funny to say (not like I'm usually funny) so Ill just wait until after the game and edit my posts so it looks like i know what i am talking about........

Off Topic: Something Norv didn't do

Mayor Sanders enacted the beach booze ban today ironically on the day that prohibition was repealed. Although Norv Turner WAS blamed in the UT by a comment poster for the ban it is really a result of a group of older residents in PB that want to eliminate ALL alcohol at the beaches. This INCLUDES the bars and restaurants serving liquor. I have been to the meetings and they talk about eliminating it all. One woman brings her daughter carrying pictures of trash on the beach after the 4th of July saying that beer is to blame for the trash and crowds. Common sense would tell you its our celebration of our Independence on that day that brings the people and trash. But common sense has never been a strong point of people trying to legislate everyone's behaviour into patterns that suits only themselves.

There is 30 days to have a signature drive to collect 30k+ sigs to overturn the ban for the 3rd time in 16 years. Although, I think drunk homeless people in my yard suck. And I think that drunk idiots thinking they are tough with beer muscles testing me when they are drunk suck I do not think that we should legislate every ones behavior by banning alcohol at the beach.

PB and MB will ALWAYS be knee deep in assholes whether or not alcohol is allowed. Its in the center of the metro area and all the freeways empty here. That's just the way it is. It will never be Del Mar or La jolla so get over it. I'm not asking for the banning of all the catholic churches in town just because they owe tens of millions of dollars to hundreds of children they molested because I don't judge all people by the actions of a few.

There are too many laws already. No wonder the SDPD opposes the ban. Next they will ban beer at the tailgates. MARK MY WORDS... so don't turn a blind eye to this. Over and out!

UPDATE: x-mas T-shirt Blowout! $10.99

UPDATE: For 10 days only I am doing an X-mas blowout of the t-shirts to get rid of my first order so I can order a new batch. Hurry. FOr the next 10 days they are only $10.99! CLICK HERE to BUY a FIRE NORV T-shirt.

2 Girls 1 Cup 22 Men 1 Norv

As you can see by Kermit’s reaction he is watching the now infamous “2 Girls, One Cup” video. This video is proof that America is always behind (get it?) on the latest trends. As any internety (yes I just made that word up) person knows the Japanese and Germans have been shitzen around for years. What, you may ask, does this video have to do with football? Nothing really. But I thought it might get me higher on the Google.

OK. On to this weeks match-up. KC vs. THE...May I draw your attention to Your San Diego Charger Girls and one cup in the East End Zone (get it? END zone?).

I would almost be willing to bet the Chargers win by 14 in this game except for the fact the game is being played in KC. Kansas City (which is ironically located in Missouri) is a very hard place to play on the road. The Chargers seem to be making gains for the first time this season. Last weeks game showed they can impose their will on another team albeit a team ranked in the bottom 5 of the NFL and sinking. But it was a start. The coaching scheme worked for the first time this season so I have hope that the players are taking matters into their own hands and doing what needs to be done. If they can keep this up the AFC West will be ours.

BUTT (get it?), if they go according to script they will be ahead by 21 in the first half and then blow the entire lead by the end of the game. If that happens then the looks on everyone’s faces will look just like those people watching the two girls – one cup video.